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MORE JOHN


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In a determined effort to clean up his public image, brother John has hired the prestigious New York firm of Dewey, Scruem & Howe to put put out largely fictitious press releases heralding his alleged good works.

In their latest attempt to make John look like a direct descendant of Mother Teresa, DS&H has released the article seen on the left. Following the illustrious example of another DS&H client (Michael Jackson) John is shown surrounded by needy Third World children. You'll notice John's spiritual mentor, Rev Al Sharpton, selling autographs in the background.

Click on the article at left to see a larger, readable version. The other three pages of the publication can be read by clicking the link below the article. Enjoy.

Even More John (and Amy, too)

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The PDF file can be opened full-size by using the free Adobe Reader 6.0 which is probably already installed on your computer. If you don't already have it, you will be prompted to download it free from the Internet in a painless and fairly simple operation.

 

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